An Ode to a Biscuit – Can You Tell I’m on a Health Kick

I have come to the conclusion that I am slug woman –

  • Over the past few years I’ve more than overindulged in snuggly evenings on the sofa with Mr L-D.
  • I have eaten out way too much.
  • The odd glass has become a daily habit.
  • I have sat at my computer for hours.
  • Exercise is a journey to the fridge.

I have the speed and stamina of your average slug! A month ago I decided to do something about it – I am now officially on a health kick. It’s going pretty well, but yesterday I had an overwhelming urge to stuff the entire contents of a pack of chocolate biscuits down my throat. I resisted the urge by penning this little ditty. I hope it makes you smile.

An Ode to a Biscuit

Ode to a biscuit

For those of you wondering, I did have a couple of biscuits. I don’t believe in denying myself, I’m just controlling the urge to keep Cadbury in business :)

Caricature of Michelle Lyndon-Dykes

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